so i literally just got back from the gym and all i can think about are cookies
tell me when to stop eating these cookies or i’ll eat the whole box
i walked to the goodwill over on washington only to find out that that shit doesn’t exist anymore. my observant nature was definitely in full effect.
i decided i still wanted to spend money so i walked to cvs and bought some milk and cookies (chips ahoy because why the fuck are oreos $4? i bought some generic ones at walgreens for $2 and the best cvs can do is $4? not worth it, yo. if i’m gonna eat my feelings, i’m gonna do it at 2 boxes of chips ahoy for 5, not one box of wannabe oreos for 4).
while i was walking home, the cookies, which were in my very low hanging backpack, kept hitting my butt. i thought “oh man, wouldn’t it be funny if they were all broken and stuff when i got home?”
very less funny than i thought it would be.
now i have to devour these cookies in pieces rather than stuffing the whole milk-soaked cookie in my mouth like i’m used to.
cvs sucks, man.
when your mom makes yellow curry chicken and you’re super eager to eat it remember that it’s very hot, because if you don’t you will get a blister on the roof of your mouth, and even though it’s really fun to play with, it’s also kind of uncomfortable
there is literally nothing a man who I am not attracted to in any shape or form can do to make me want him
I hate this idea that there are tips and tricks to getting women like the fact that you have to essentially deceive and disguise yourself in order for someone to like you is sf scary and weird to me
it also reinforces the idea that when a woman says no she means convince me or continue to try different things
like wtf that’s scary and violent thinking
I see this shit perpetuated in so many narratives within movies, television it’s scary af
and there are men who think this shit is normal that scares me
who hates me.
written by Amiri Baraka, “An Agony. As Now.” (via paralytic-dreams)
eyebrows can get really bushy but they never get really long like why don’t they grow over your eyes like curtains why do we even have eyebrows actually
but, wow, this is a really good question like why do we just have strips of hair that grow on our foreheads like that
Anonymous asked: #Lets make that baby
let’s forget about school and rewatch as told by ginger