i’m fake as hell cause i’m just pretending i’m straight to my family until i ever get serious with a girl so don’t trust me
like i’ll make jokes about liking girls bc they always wanna talk about why i never bring boys around but they don’t take it seriously at all. also i feel weird coming out as bi. i’m hiding. it’s embarrassing. i’m 21 i shouldn’t have to hide this type of shit
Because here’s the thing about realizing you’re into girls. Hardly anyone I know has ever said, “Am I gay?” in the same way they say, “Hey, do you know what the weather’s supposed to be like tomorrow?” Like they just need to figure out how to dress for the occasion. No, when most people ask, “Am I gay?” they ask it with the kind of urgency they would usually reserve for things like, “Do I strap this parachute to my back and jump from this free falling airplane or do I nose dive into the ocean and hope the sharks don’t eat my remains? SINK OR SWIM? LIVE OR DIE? QUENCH THE FIRE OR BURN ALIVE?” It feels so urgent, and the reason it feels so urgent is because you’re probably not just asking, “Hey, do I want to make out with other girls?”
You’re also probably asking: What the hell are my parents going to say when I tell them I want to kiss other girls? And my friends and my co-workers and my classmates and everyone at my family reunion? And what’s that girl going to say when I tell her I want to kiss her? And how is my life ever going to be OK, and how can I go on being the same, and am I the same, and what else do I not know about what’s alive inside me? And who will still love me and who will start hating me, and is God involved, or the government maybe, and what if it’s only one girl I want to kiss, and how do I label myself and must I label myself, and what if I change my mind and, really, what if I do burn alive?
guys i want to be friends with someone for selfish reasons who i stopped talking to a while ago but also just bc i want to know he’s ok and i feel really stupid for it bc i’m not a good friend and i don’t think i’d be able to be a good friend to him anyway
things are lame, friendships are hard, i’m a selfish bitch
Camaro spins doughnuts on Golden Gate Bridge (video)
CHP officers confirm that, yes, someone actually did doughnuts on the Golden Gate Bridge last weekend.
The spectacle, which was posted on Instagram by one of the people likely involved (with the fitting handle the_ssnoopy_sideshow), took place about 12:30 p.m. Sunday, according to Officer Andrew Barclay. He said that, obviously, the car tricks weren’t a smart thing to do.
“If you watch the video, you can see that the vehicle is spinning within inches of a guardrail where there are tourists,” Barclay said. “It put a lot of people at risk unnecessarily.”
Kary Witt, bridge manager for the Golden Gate Transportation District, called the episode “unbelievably stupid, unbelievably dangerous.”
He said he’s seen U-turns on the bridge, people stopping to take pictures, and some very high speeds. “A lot of dumb things happen on the bridge, but not this,” he said. “The margin for error out here is pretty small. It’s really kind of shocking when you see people behaving this way.”
If you’re reading this, chances are very high that your home has at least one — and maybe more! — magic appliance that produces clean water suitable for drinking. That’s one reason to avoid paying for bottled water.
Another reason? There’s a good chance the water you’re buying at the supermarket was bottled in California, a state currently enduring a severe drought.
(Images via MotherJones)
EVERYONE PLEASE AT LEAST TAKE A QUICK SECOND TO LOOK AT THIS
BECAUSE IT IS EFFECTING THE EXACT AREA I LIVE IN
Lots of people believe bottled water is safer and cleaner than tap water, when in reality there’s no evidence proving such a thing.
Penn & Teller’s Bullshit!: Bottled Water segment, gives a very good and thorough summary of the bottled water culture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHx6BX3HZJc
You want better water? Buy a Zero filter. SRSLY. Stop buying bottled if possible. You need water with you? Get reusable acrylic or glass water bottles (wrapped in a silicon sleeve) and fill it up from your filter pitcher. SAVE MONEY, SAVE MY STATE
This is all incredibly important, some cities have as little as 60 -120 days left. Try using a refillable water container, and if you’re a California resident, make sure to report water waste in public spaces.
El Nuevo Mapa del Narcotráfico en México
En 2006, cuando comenzó el gobierno de Felipe Calderón, en México había cuatro grandes carteles de narcotráfico: las organizaciones de Sinaloa, Juárez, el Golfo y la Familia Michoacana.
Ahora, la guerra que emprendió el gobierno contra el tráfico de drogas y las luchas entre grupos por el control de rutas y mercados, ha provocado divisiones y el nacimiento de organizaciones nuevas.
De acuerdo con especialistas y autoridades, en México hoy existen al menos siete grandes carteles, y unas 20 bandas y grupos locales.
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i was a hot baby i have 5 years worth of pictures to prove it (thank u mama)